Real talk, Bulbasaur would be the best pet ever if it was real, let me list you some reasons of why:
- Sleep Powder when you can’t sleep
- Sweet Scent when you are tired or anxious
- Vines to reach far things or lift stuff or swing like Spiderman
- Razor Leaf to cut things or gardening
- Solar Beam would be like a WMD threat to your enemies
- Bulbasaur can take care of other animals
- Doesn’t need food as long there’s sun, so you don’t worry about him.
- Nature control
- Rules over other creatures like a real dinosaur
- It never dies of hunger and its speed doubles under the sun, so you got a scary plant dinosaur in day time
- Won’t flood your home and mess stuff or burn it down, it’s calm and smart.
- evolves to a badass beast
- He’s too freaking strong
- up for hugs
- He’s one of most loyal Pokemon ever
- He can dance
baby boy.. baby.,
I completely underestimated him 😦 I want one now
you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls
your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblogCouldn’t risk it.
didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.
THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY
maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT
Janelle Monáe photographed by Alexandra Gavillet for Billboard
ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.
whenever i post this it works
reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet
8oo:
i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color
right so theres this thing called the bullet shrimp
and not only are these things totally badass and stylish they have 16 colour cones in their vision
us humans only have 3
these things can literally see over 5 times as many colours as we can
literally they can look at what we would see as a completely black space and see thousands of colours we don’t even know exist
do you understand how fuCKING COOL THAT IS
not only that but they can punch a hole in an aquarium tank.
that’s pretty fucking radical.
not only punching through aquarium walls too
these little demon-spawn can punch so hard and so fast that
IT BREAKS WATER PHYSICS
their punches cause water to boil and create a bubble underwater, which kills its prey if it has contact with it, cooking them from the outside
BUT IT DOESN’T EVEN NEED TO MAKE CONTACT
the collapsing bubble sends out a shockwave strong enough to kill anything in a 10 cm diameter due to pure pressure
this fabulous sob is death incarnate and don’t forget that
Even better - the inside of that little bubble before it collapses is over 400 million degrees Kelvin, hotter than the surface of the Sun.
8oo:
i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color
right so theres this thing called the bullet shrimp
and not only are these things totally badass and stylish they have 16 colour cones in their vision
us humans only have 3
these things can literally see over 5 times as many colours as we can
literally they can look at what we would see as a completely black space and see thousands of colours we don’t even know exist
do you understand how fuCKING COOL THAT IS
not only that but they can punch a hole in an aquarium tank.
that’s pretty fucking radical.
not only punching through aquarium walls too
these little demon-spawn can punch so hard and so fast that
IT BREAKS WATER PHYSICS
their punches cause water to boil and create a bubble underwater, which kills its prey if it has contact with it, cooking them from the outside
BUT IT DOESN’T EVEN NEED TO MAKE CONTACT
the collapsing bubble sends out a shockwave strong enough to kill anything in a 10 cm diameter due to pure pressure
this fabulous sob is death incarnate and don’t forget that
Even better - the inside of that little bubble before it collapses is over 400 million degrees Kelvin, hotter than the surface of the Sun.
